“Fire, fire”

I do enjoy a good meal and I regularly go to the Bermuda Golden Triangle in South Yarra. It is one of my favorites , though I have been recommended to a great Thai restaurant in Riversdale Road, Middle Camberwell (Middle Camberwell sounds like something out of a Tolkien novel or Midsomer Murders).

I do enjoy the food at the Triangle but I have to wear asbestos clothing because of an incident where I lent back against a windowsill whilst I was chatting and set my jacket on fire because I didn’t notice a burning candle behind me.

Notice how they now extinguish all candles when I enter the room!